This is just too funny… and i can somewhat relate (without admitting any guilt!).
Dear HGTV Execs,
You have ruined my life. That may seem a bit harsh and over-dramatic, but that’s how we do it here at The Wordslinger, so get used to it. The hypnotic power you have asserted over me began to take hold about 6 months ago and has slowly tightened its icy grip with every passing day. It began innocently enough, as my desire to purchase a new home in the near future led me to channel surf my way over to your network from time to time.
It didn’t take long for your programming to pique my interest. I watched as Average Joes like myself searched for and found their dream homes, and with every “3 months later” ending-credits-scene, I basked in their glory as if it were my own. Subconsciously I found myself drawn to channel 229 like a moth to a flame and before long, I…
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