The dreaded camel toe!
This is really funny here this topic because it has been a running joke between myself and one of my former roommates/ current friends.
It has always been to my understanding that a WOMAN wears the camel toe.
The MAN wears the moose knuckle.
However… I have heard the term moose knuckle a lot lately. Often to describe a women’s camel toe. I believe that they are just missing the mark with their attempts to be hip to the slang… but others think differently.
For instance, Reader x says…
“Then again, there is this thought on the topic from another reader… “As a woman, I always thought cam toe was part of the reason for wearing tight pants. Just like cleavage is part of the reason for wearing a low-cut top.”
NO! NO! ALL WRONG LADY!
Another reader (we shall call him reader Y) shares with us…
“I’ve seen some toe that looked more like a knuckle personally. There was one time I think I almost went blind from it and told my friend that’s not a cam toe, it’s the whole damn foot!”
hahaha. That is a good one reader Y! f-u-n-n-y!
Now to all the ladies out there. Since this is my forum to host, i am going to start and give a tiny piece of my own advice to you.
The camel toe should be avoided at all times. And… Ladies, be a pal ok? Let that friend that may be unaware that they are showing off their labia in silhouette. They may be totally unaware!
It is just like how no body wants to see a dude in high cut mens short jogging shorts from the 80”s with no underwear, jog past you, as he blinds you with the blaring whiteness of a nut that flys up when he steps down with his left foot! Same thing, Leave a little mystery ladies!
Otherwise we all may go prematurely blind!
The only thing i can come to think of as a compromise is maybe a moose toe… If it is really that bad… I like camel foot better tho.
Hahaha. Tell me what you think. Is it a body is beautiful thing or is it a Hell No! issue for you? Join in on the debate!
The Moose Knuckle
Moose Knuckle 2
*note. This is an unusually raunchy topic for my blog i know, but this is a real issue! And it needs to be discussed and clarified 😉
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Awkward moment when you tell someone they have camel toe..and they say I know..
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Oh Shit!! Hahahaha!!
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*shudders*
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can i just call it “lunch”?
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ooouch! lol
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Wow… *speechless*
I might have to stop reading your blog… those images have burned themselves into my mind.
Also, am I the only person to have never heard of moose knuckle?
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It took me having a gay and very hilarious and very ‘socially active’ gay roommate until i was fully in the know about some of these finer points of life!! Lol. sorry!
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lol. i prefer the camel toe…for obvious reasons!! That being said, i am truly enlightened by this topic of discussion!
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lol. My former roommate and i had a couple good discussions about this conflict in American slang. I think they are both W R O N G in oh so many ways!!!
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I’m glad I finally found a good camel toe debate. I have been searching for someone this classic. Cool blog.
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Lol!! Thanks… I think? lollol
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I am a huge fan of Camel Toe, I think it’s sexy as hell.
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Camel toes are sexy indeed! Moose knuckles not so much but then again i’m a dude..
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neither are sexy, and I am not a dude
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I found this to be interesting and hilarious. I’ve never heard of Moose Knuckles until tonight, but I’ve been aware of them, just never knew they had a name…at 50 years old it kind of fun to learn something new, my friends gonna love it. LOL
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Oh Lori, that makes my day! I love being able to enlighten a new person to culture that i have been lucky enough to be enlightened upon! Use it well! 🙂
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forgot to say I am female an would not be caught with a camel toe, I like to look classy.
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me either sister!!
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